Karl: There was me uncle, Tattoo Stan - he had loads of tattoos that he'd just done himself.
Ricky: Oh my God.
Karl: The problem was, because he did the tattoos himself, the ones on his left arm were really good because he was right handed. But on his right arm - rubbish. So there was him and there was Jimmy the Hat.
Steve: Jimmy the Hat. Did he always wear a hat?
Karl: No, he didn't. That's was the point - he never wore a hat.
Ricky: That's amazing. How can you pick up on someone never wearing a hat? How would you ever notice? 'I'll tell you what, I've noticed something about Jimmy.' 'What?' 'He doesn't wear a hat.' Why was he not called 'Jimmy the Parrot' because he never carries a parrot?
Karl: That's just the way they work innit.
Mark David Chapman. I hope you fucking rot, you...