The first time you watch it you’ll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch...– Karl Pilkington (on The Elephant Man)
Do you ever miss the girl you left behind? Is the girl you left behind out there tonight romancin’? Makin’ eyes at someone else and singin’, is she dancin’? Only the girl you left behind is real when you’re sleepin’ Puts the teardrops in your eyes from secrets she is keepin’ Happy just playin’ a tune and dance the whole night away Hope the girl you...
If I had a million dollars...
[[MORE]]I’d be rich.
Words cannot even describe all the things I want to do to you.
i love you
I miss poetry.
“He said he won’t let us pay for him to go, then threatened to spaff in my hair.” “I’d spaff in your hair for free.”
Aww just got served by Gav! What a babe!
So I’m now officially a Scarlett Belle VIP hostess/entertainer. Bring on Fashion Week, driving around Hull on an open top bus and doing some 1950s housewife pin up/knicker modelling. Wahey! I knew my big bum would come in handy someday!
Practically crawling down bev rd coz I’m so early for this fitting! Can’t be bothereddd!
Where do the words go when we have said them?– Margaret Atwood, from ”The Small Cabin”
This song is the cross that I bear...
[[MORE]]I couldn’t tell you that I was wrong, chickened out, grabbed a pen and paper, sat down and I wrote this song. I couldn’t tell you that you were right, so instead I looked in the mirror, watched TV, laid awake all night. Plucked up the courage to listen today for the first time since. It made me smile.